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MARK TWAIN QUOTES

When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
MARK TWAIN, The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson
I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the "lower animals" (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humiliating to me.
MARK TWAIN, Letters from the Earth
What's the use you learning to do right, when it's troublesome to do right and ain't no trouble to do wrong, and the wages is just the same?
MARK TWAIN, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
All kings is mostly rapscallions.
MARK TWAIN, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
"Classic." A book which people praise and don't read.
MARK TWAIN, Following the Equator
To string incongruities and absurdities together in a wandering and sometimes purposeless way, and seem innocently unaware that they are absurdities, is the basis of the American art, if my position is correct.
MARK TWAIN, "How to Tell a Story"
The common eye sees only the outside of things, and judges by that, but the seeing eye pierces through and reads the heart and the soul, finding there capacities which the outside didn't indicate or promise, and which the other kind couldn't detect.
MARK TWAIN, Joan of Arc
In order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to obtain.
MARK TWAIN, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world.
MARK TWAIN, The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson
Do not put off till tomorrow what can be put off till day-after-tomorrow just as well.
MARK TWAIN, Mark Twain's Notebook
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.
MARK TWAIN, editorial in the Hartford Courant, Aug. 24, 1897
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear -- not absence of fear.
MARK TWAIN, The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
MARK TWAIN, Mark Twain's Notebook
Government is merely a servant – merely a temporary servant; it cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and what is wrong, and decide who is a patriot and who isn’t. Its function is to obey orders, not originate them.
MARK TWAIN, The Bible According to Mark Twain
The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.
MARK TWAIN, Mark Twain's Notebook
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
MARK TWAIN, Autobiography
It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horse races.
MARK TWAIN, The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson
Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing the matter with this, except that it ain't so.
MARK TWAIN, Mark Twain's Notebooks
The elastic heart of youth cannot be compressed into one constrained shape long at a time.
MARK TWAIN, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it.
MARK TWAIN, "How to Tell a Story"
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
MARK TWAIN, Greatly Exaggerated: The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain
The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring in nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
MARK TWAIN, The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson
Its name is Public Opinion. It is held in reverence. It settles everything. Some think it is the voice of God.
MARK TWAIN, Europe and Elsewhere
When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
MARK TWAIN, Mark Twain's Notebook
Put all your eggs in one basket -- and watch that basket!
MARK TWAIN, The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson
The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
MARK TWAIN, Following the Equator
Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
MARK TWAIN, The Mysterious Stranger
The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
MARK TWAIN, Following the Equator
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts.
MARK TWAIN, Innocents Abroad
After a few months’ acquaintance with European “coffee,” one’s mind weakens, and his faith with it, and he begins to wonder if the rich beverage of home, with its clotted layer of yellow cream on top of it, is not a mere dream after all, and a thing which never existed.
MARK TWAIN, A Tramp Abroad
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
MARK TWAIN, quoted in Greg Tanghe's Pearls
Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have someone to divide it with.
MARK TWAIN, The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
MARK TWAIN, Mark Twain's Notebook
It is better to have old second-hand diamonds than none at all.
MARK TWAIN, Following the Equator
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
MARK TWAIN, The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.
MARK TWAIN, Mark Twain's Notebook
There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
MARK TWAIN, Following the Equator
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
MARK TWAIN, The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson
Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
MARK TWAIN, Mark Twain's Notebook
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
MARK TWAIN, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court
Words are only painted fire; a look is the fire itself.
MARK TWAIN, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
MARK TWAIN

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